Here are a few
little Christmas jokes to cheer you all up!
Best wishes to you all.
1. Q.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A.
A Holly Davidson
2. Q.
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A.
Elf-is Presley!
3. Q.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
A.
The Elf a Bet!
4. Q.
Why did the turkey join the band?
A.
Because it had the drum sticks.
5. Q.
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
A.
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
6. Q.
Who doesn’t eat on Christmas day?
A.
The turkey…it’s already STUFFED!
7. Q.
What do you call an obnoxious Reindeer?
A.
RUDE-dolf!
8. Q.
Why doesn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A. Because it doesn’t have legs.
9. Q.
What nationality is Santa?
A.
North Polish.
10. Q.
What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A.
A-Merry-Can!
11. Q.
What kind of bird can write?
A.
A PENguin.12. Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A. A Snowball.
13. Q. Why
do birds fly south for winter?
A.
It’s too far to walk.
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