6 Dec 2014

Christmas jokes in 2014



Here are a few little Christmas jokes to cheer you all up!  Best wishes to you all.

1.   Q.  What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
           A.  A Holly Davidson

2.   Q.  Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
           A.  Elf-is Presley!

3.   Q.  What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
           A.  The Elf a Bet!

4.   Q.  Why did the turkey join the band?
           A.  Because it had the drum sticks.

5.   Q.  What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
           A.  Stick with me and we’ll go places.

6.   Q.  Who doesn’t eat on Christmas day?
           A.  The turkey…it’s already STUFFED!

7.   Q.  What do you call an obnoxious Reindeer?
           A.  RUDE-dolf!

8.   Q.  Why doesn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
           A.  Because it doesn’t have legs.

9.   Q.  What nationality is Santa?
           A.  North Polish.

10.  Q.  What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
           A.  A-Merry-Can!

11.  Q.  What kind of bird can write?
           A.  A PENguin.

12.  Q.  What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
           A.  A Snowball.

13.  Q.  Why do birds fly south for winter?
           A.  It’s too far to walk.

24 Nov 2014

31st IWA in Akita meeting My lovely, Soulful Italy by Ms.Tsuchida



On Friday the 14th November, 2014 the International Women’s Association in Akita enjoyed the 31st meeting in Goshono.  12 attended a talk by Ms. Makiko Tsuchida on ‘My lovely, Soulful Italy’.  Ms. Tsuchida’s talk traced her encounter with Rome, Italy, where she was for 15 years, working as one of the Japanese/Italian, museum and gallery guides. Ms. Tsuchida explained that when she was very young she would never have thought that her life would have taken her to Italy.  We are all never sure of our destinies.

During her talk, using power point through the computer and television, we learnt so much about Italian food, historical events and customs.  Her talk was well received and appreciated and we also learnt some every day, useful Italian phrases.
 
Ms. Tsuchida is now teaching in Akita at the Iyataka Culture School, the Fonte Culture School and also takes private lessons.   Once or twice a year Ms. Tsuchida is also taking small group tours over to Italy.  These tours enjoy time for savoring all the wonderful things of Italy.

After the talk we all enjoyed a potluck supper which was prepared by all the attendants, during which time we all had time to talk to Ms. Tsuchida and exchange information and friendship.

A vote of thanks was given and a small fee presented. 

The meeting was closed with the agreement of re-writing the Constitution of the IWA in Akita which will be posted on the IWA blog soon.

May we thank everyone for all the support for the evening’s success.  We look forward to meeting again in the New Year when we shall enjoy a New Year party.  Details to be decided later and posted on the blog.

May I take this opportunity to wish the IWA in Akita a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year for 2015!
 

26 Jul 2014

IWA's 30th Meeting 17th July, 2014



IWA’s 30th meeting in Goshono was a lovely evening, enjoyed by ten altogether, including two new international visitors.  Apologies from five ladies.

The talk, in English, by Professor Mark Williams, Vice President of Akita International University, who is an authority on Shusaku ENDO, who wrote SILENCE, was very enlightening.  According to Professor Williams  Endo ‘sensei’s’  work is better known by the 45 and over age group and by the original film in 1971, which Endo sensei didn’t like. 

Prof. Williams believes it to be one of the greatest novels as it deals with Endo’s personal struggle with religion and identity and also deals with the period in Japanese history during the 17th Century.  During the Tokugawa and Iyasu eras when Christianity was kicked out of Japan and forbidden.  By 1614 there was officially no Christianity in Japan.  However, there were many Christians practicing their religion in secret and called ‘kakure Christian’.  FUMIE was a regime where suspected Christians were told to step (fumu) on an image of Christ and denounce their religion.  If they refused/wouldn’t they were deemed to be Christian and killed.

Endo sensei born in Tokyo in 1923 went with his parents to Manchuria where his father was a banker.  However, after his parent’s divorce, mother and Endo returned to Japan.  Destitute with nowhere to live Endo’s aunt offered accommodation in Nagasaki.  The tradeoff was that they both had to become Catholics.  From whence Endo’s struggles with Catholicism began.   Bullied at school for being different and called ‘Amen Samma” he grew up an outsider in his own country.  (Presently, only 1% of Japan’s population of 124 million is Christian.)  Endo spent the rest of his life trying NOT TO BE CHRISTIAN.  

After the war he studied French and went to Paris on a scholarship. He spent four weeks on a boat going to France with very little money and still trying to understand Christianity.  He found a huge gap in European and Japanese cultures and felt France a very alien culture.  Becoming very ill, depressed and stressed he returned to Japan.  He began to write and established himself as a writer and wrote constantly about his near death experience and Christianity in Japan.

The famous book SILENCE touches on all these points of Religion in Japan and perhaps mirrors Endo’s own struggle with Christianity. 

At the end of the book there is the crucial point of whether God would say ‘fundemo ii’ = permission to STEP, or ‘Fumuga ii’ = you’d better STEP.  There are disagreements as to the interpretation of this meaning.

Apparently, the English translation is misleading and that is why Endo Sensei didn’t like the English translation or the 1971 film.

There is now a new version of the film being made by Martin Scorsese with Ken Watanabe, Daniel-Day Lewis and Liam Neesan taking the major roles.  We MUST look out for this film, I’m sure we shall now appreciate the story line so much more.

Another ‘thank you’ to Professor Mark Williams for his very enlightening talk.

A delicious potluck supper followed the talk and questions and conversation continued until 10 p.m.!!

Countries represented at the gathering were:  UK, USA, Japan, Thailand, Italy, India, Philippines, Singapore, Australia and Malaysia.

I would like to thank all the ladies for their wonderful potluck dishes.  THANK YOU.

 

31 May 2014

IWA 30th Meeting

IWA’s 30th meeting will take place on Thursday 17th July 2014 from 7.15 p.m. at

7-7-11 Motomachi, Goshono.

IWA is very happy to announce that our speaker for the evening will be Professor Mark Williams, Vice President of AIU Akita.  Professor Williams is well known for his studies and translation work for the famous author Shusaku ENDO.  ‘Endo Sensei’ is known for his literary works and for the famous novel ‘SILENCE’ (Chinmoku) - (1966).  Endo Sensei won the Tanizaka Prize in 1966.  Professor Williams translated ‘The Girl I Left Behind’ (1994) another famous work by Endo Sensei.  Professor Williams has in depth knowledge of the author and I do urge members and friends of IWA not to miss this very unique opportunity to look deeper into this once very famous colourful character, of his time, in Japan.

As we print this announcement, Martin Scorsese together with Daniel Day-Lewis,  Liam Neeson and Ken Watanabe are adapting the novel SILENCE and entering into film production in Hollywood in June 2014.

We shall enjoy a pot-luck supper after the talk and there will be plenty of time for questions and discussion after the talk.

Partners and husbands are most welcome.

Please R.S.V.P. as soon as possible to Mrs Ichikawa. 

TThe 29th Meeting of IWA Akita at Jizaiya


The 29th Meeting of the International Women’s Association in Akita was a great success.

JIZAIYA, as usual, was another wonderful day out.  7 members took part.

Starting at 10.45 a.m. from Jizaiya house down the country lanes, passing rice paddies being planted by neighbouring farmers, we made our way through lots of MOUNTAIN VEGETABLES (Sansai) and Mr Kawai explained many points of interest, on how to pick them and on how not to collect the poisonous plants.  We picked quite a lot of sansei for our own tempura treats at home.  On our arrival back at the house Mrs Kawai had cooked a whole selection of foods for us to enjoy.  We all enjoyed listening to Mr Kawai’s stories handed down from his ancestors.

We were able to make DAMAKO (rice ball) SOUP and we could take a lot of the delicious foods home with us so we had no need to cook that evening!

Many thanks for Mrs S for all her arrangements and many thanks to Mr & Mrs Kawai who once again made us so welcome and delighted us all.  THANK YOU.

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

25 Apr 2014

The 29th Meeting at JIZAIYA

The IWA is happy to announce the 29th meeting. After a long absence for a variety of reasons we are back in action. Slowly but surely IWA will start to take part and arrange opportunities for exchange of friendship and information in a relaxed atmosphere. The 29th Meeting will take place at JIZAIYA on Saturday 24th May 2014. Members and husbands and family members are welcome. Adults 2,000yen.We will start am 10:15.Please come until then. We shall enjoy a little country walk and pick some mountain vegetables and enjoy a talk about the countryside and the vegetables by Mr Kawai and then enjoy Akita dishes with mountain vegetables tempura, cooked by Mrs Kawai. We are very lucky to find this date with Jizaiya and the company of Mr Kawai and his wife. I am sure we shall all have a wonderful day. Let’s pick up from where we left off and continue with the IWA. Please contact Mrs Ichikawa, as soon as possible for reservations on akitawaves@cap.ocn.ne.jp I am looking forward to meeting you all again.